ALSO
Drove into work, showed up visibly still sick with a mask, unshaven, red eyes, poor posture. Was thanked for coming in and then immediately sent home to 'work from home until you feel better'
So basically I just gotta mimic a pothead to get sent home from work - pro tip? heh.
@sand they want you to continue working in that condition just not where you might infect them? What company?
@LetsRoc I think for them they meant 'work' with a wink and a nod. In the past they've scaled back my workload during an illness or family emergency. It doesn't always happen, deadlines are deadlines, but I think they make an effort to leave me alone when I need it.