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Nearly died on my commute home.
Why? Because a flock of seagulls were fighting over a slice of pizza in the air and as they fought for a taste, the slice of pizza fell from the sky and nearly hit my car. Forcing me to brake hard.
Thanks ‘Return to office!’
@sand they should have run, run so far away...
@sand That kind of death-by-pizza is not very tasty. Glad you are OK.
@sand I visualized the flock of seagulls fighting over a pizza slice and lol’d but seriously, so glad it wasn’t death by pizza for you!
@biped808 That's exactly how it happened! 1 bird had a pizza slice hovering in the air. The other 4-5 birds were trying to get a piece. There was a scuffle and the pizza fell to the floor. Followed by the birds that came swooping down to pick it up again! It was like I was watching one of those National Geographic shows 