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Me: “HI, FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!”

Floor: “You are drunk, and when you are drunk, you forget: I am in charge.”

Me: “Sudo, make me a sammich?”

Floor: “-Fine-.” *hands me a burrito*

Me: Wait, that’s not—

Floor: Sudo go find your #pillow, you need sleep.

Me: NO one expects the bedtime routine! Amongst our weaponry are such elements as bright red pajamas.

Floor: Go!

Me: *stumbles to bed*

Floor: “Think it’ll woik?

The Melatonin I Forgot: “It Would Take A Miracle.”