Oh shit, I almost forgot that Purge Day starts tomorrow night!
Don't forget to pick up some Purge Away (TM) on the way home!
Dammit, I'm scheduled until 9pm. I am not looking forward to driving home during the early hours of #ThePurge tonight. FML.
Slow ass Purge Night here, it's been almost an hour and no one has tried to murder me. Whew.
Made it home safe and unmurdered! #ThePurge
@RamenCatholic Didn't realize the Twin Cities were that dangerous. Just set out a tuna hot dish, some jello salad, and some lukefisk and you will be OK.
@Jason844 ah yes, the St. Olaf Special.