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Me: Trying to work out if a bit of thin card goes in the paper recycling bin or the cardboard recycling bin.

World Leaders: Flying to the Amazon by private jet, where the rainforest has been flattened to accommodate an enormous luxury hotel and golf course, where they will feast on panda steaks and hawksbill turtle eggs, and agree to say they might phase out coal-fired power plants by the year 2299, if big tech lets them.