"I like nothing more in the world than sitting on my ass doing nothing. And it's not my fault I have this attitude because I happen to have an amazingly comfortable ass. It may not look like much, but if you could sit on this baby for two minutes, you'd realize that getting off this ass would be a crime against nature." --Lori Chapman
John ("Cactus Jack") Nance Garner, Vice-President, 1933-1941:
I am well aware that Cactus Jack had some unfortunate political views not uncommon among Texans. However, one can admire the art without at all admiring the artist--in this case the art of sitting on your ass doing nothing.