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@RamenCatholic@mindly.socialAight, friends and members of the #CultOfRamenCatholicism - it's pretty obvious that I'm gonna be a shitposting Trickster god when I achieve apotheosis ... but tricksters are a dime a dozen these days.
What should my godly backup career be?
@RamenCatholic A very smity god. There are a whole bunch of people, places, and things out there that really need to be smited. 
Would recommend against a god wanting massive human sacrifices. That gets messy. Not to mention the blood-borne pathogens...
@Jason844 fine, but you can shove the billionaires into an active volcano as a little treat.
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Why the god of spicy noodle soups, of course
@RamenCatholic Stealing from the children’s collection baskets?
@RamenCatholic time dilator, holding back the sunrise for deserving lovers
@airshipper I could start as a god of Procrastination & work my way up to Time Dilation ... I'll look into that later ...