I am very popular with the young ladies of #Bluesky this morning. But I remain faithful to #Nicole, the #FediverseChick.
I am very popular with the young ladies of #Bluesky this morning. But I remain faithful to #Nicole, the #FediverseChick.
"If you've spent any amount of time in the Fediverse over the past 6 months, there's a good chance you've come across Nicole in your mentions.
But you can call her the Fediverse Chick."
@index, 2025
https://activitypub.ghost.org/r/d436ef81
Oh yes, yes I have. About a dozen times so far on different servers.
Demorou, mas finalmente fui atingido pela #FediverseChick
It looks like our #FediverseChick is now successfully fostered onto a broody hen! This was a delicate operation (trying to slip a loud peeping fuzzy chick underneath an extremely angry broody hen without her noticing the intruder). So, I didn't manage to get any pictures.
If the mama hen keeps taking care of the chick (so far so good!) then I'll swap another broody hen onto the batch of eggs she's sitting on, and figure out a good spot for baby and mama to hang out safely for a few days.
Nicole's not going to know what hit her.
The Fediverse Chick changed names again.
Is this related to #fediversechick or something? I am very confused...
Thinking about writing a song about the #fediversechick…
Ah, ich bin wichtig!
Ich bin gerade angechickt worden.
Dachte schon die Nicole will gar nix von mir wissen...
Re: Nicole ( the #FediverseChick )
I have sent her a very strong letter just the other day asking eight very strong questions.
Consider the chaos resolved.
You are welcome.
Oh wow. I'm so excited, I've had a message from the #FediverseChick .
It's like I've finally made it.
First #Nicole in quite a while. #FediverseChick
I’ve been blessed by Nicole yet again.
Vielleicht bin ich ja gar nicht Manuel Neuer sondern #Nicole, euer #fediversechick
Aber dann muß @Emily meinen Account und meine Posts löschen.
Also vielleicht doch lieber Manuel Neuer? Oder Dantons Tod, aber als christliches Oratorium?
I kind of miss the #FediVerseChick, .
Though it's kind of cute to be followed by #FediVerseElon, but hear me out.
You can't just pop up as Elon on Mastodon with 0 posts. Your whole brand is being the world's richest sh*tposter.
So, post sh*t first.
Also, if don't do an Oprah style "here's a free Tesla for you, and one for you, free Telas for everyone" shtick, how do we know you are really Elon?
Cheers, and welcome to Mastodon!
Not that I didn't believe you, but all that "Nicole the Fediverse chick" stuff seemed like folklore.
Now, the mythical leprechaun has entered reality and visited my own DMs, and I wish it was back to only a funny meme, not some crazed bot on the warpath.
Finally Nicole contacted me
#nicole #fediversechick
Finally Nicole contacted me
#nicole #fediversechick