Ari Gardens as a Verb<p>Having a chicken in the house is not as fun as it sounds! 🤣 (don't worry, she's not sick-sick, and I'm not going to die of bird flu. Yet.)</p><p>Normally I would not have a bird in the house for this long, but we are having some trouble with wound healing.</p><p>She is stinky, loud, strong-willed, and insists on roaming when I open her cage to clean it, which is multiple times a day because she's messy, and the expensive fucking chicken diaper that I bought her doesn't stay over her butt even though I weighed her to make sure it was the "right" size, so she can't wander the house like she wants to.</p><p>I can't let her back out into the chicken yard for two reasons: she gets bullied, which is how she got injured in the first place, and the injury is inside her mouth, so if she pecks at the dirt or the crumbly/powdery chicken feed, it gets stuck in the wound. (It is gross. I've had to debride the wound multiple times and that's not fun at all for either one of us.)</p><p>I've got my "guest" chickens returning tomorrow afternoon, so that is going to ramp up the stress in the chicken yard. </p><p>I'm thinking, however, if I can get her wound healed enough for her to get back out by the upcoming weekend, the distraction over the next 2 weeks when the guest birds are close by but still in isolation, might actually be to her advantage. </p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/Chickens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Chickens</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/ChickensOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChickensOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/FediverseChook" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FediverseChook</span></a></p>