No pie for kittens 
The three little kittens, they lost their mittens,
And they began to cry,
"Oh, mother dear, we sadly fear,
That we have lost our mittens."
"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie."
"Meow, meow, meow."
"Then you shall have no pie."
Weatherwax goes where she wants.
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A T Beaune reads ‘Wise Men of Gotham’
folk verse attributed to Charles Perrault (1628–1703) in ‘Histoires ou contes du temps passé, avec des moralités: Contes de ma mère l’Oye’ (1697)
as rendered by L Frank Baum (1856–1919) in ‘Mother Goose in Prose’ (1897)
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A chillin' story,
Straight from The Real Mother Goose.
Not a Happy End !
This nursery rhyme was clearly written by a cat owner:
"Pussy-cat ate the dumplings, the dumplings,
Pussy-cat ate the dumplings.
Mamma stood by, and cried, 'Oh, fie!
Why did you eat the dumplings?'"
: Gems from Mother Goose (1899)
Mother Goose > Mother Nature
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“The name’s Mother Goose. ‘Silly Goose’ is my job title.”
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Some say the original Mother Goose was the wife of the French king Robert II who was known as "Goose footed Bertha" and was famous for telling children incredible stories.
It's #MotherGooseDay. 10 things you didn't know about Mother Goose:
https://topicaltens.blogspot.com/2019/12/18-december-mother-goose-day.html
Mother Goose is absolutely majestic. She even sneezes with dignity. Gesundheit, Mother Goose.
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We hold this truth to be self-evident, that our Mother Goose is the most beautiful Mother Goose in all the land.
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#mothergoose #sheltercat #blackcat #adoptdontshop #cat #catsofmastodon
“I do not rhyme
All of the time.
That’s just a rumor
Spread by a groomer.
Or maybe a dog
Whose brain’s in a fog.
But what I’m trying to say
Is I don’t talk that way.”
— Mother Goose
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#mothergoose #sheltercat #adoptdontshop #cat #cats #catsofmastodon
“I’m a beautiful cat,
once a beautiful kitty,
and I don’t need two eyes
to see that I’m pretty.”
— Mother Goose
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Musical Interlude: Here's something pleasant and calming. Ravel composed this as a piano duet for two children, using fairy-tale motifs, but later did an orchestrated version, which we are now listening to.
"Ma mère l'Oye (Mother Goose Suite)," composed by Maurice Ravel, performed by the Orchestra of the Academy of St. Martin in the Fields.
My goose isn't cooked! She's just not feeling well. Maybe it's bird flu, maybe it's Maybelline? She should have run, or attacked. She looks like the single mother that sat on eggs on my shore.
She's all alone.. 
I will have eyes on her..
Hopefully, she's recovering.
#Nature #Geese #MotherGoose
@fulkery1 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Or is that a totally different thing? #mothergoose
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