I can do tons of humorous humor in #English. But not in my mother tongue #Persian. Maybe I'm not an #Iranian and my parents are not my real parents? Maybe I'm a British orphan boy and these couple decided to adopt me since I was left in the street?
As an alternative explanation, maybe it is Britain's plan to make a very Iran loving Persian like me do good English so I will forget my mother tongue no matter how much I love it? Maybe they are using satellite waves to interfere with my Analog brain signals so I can do better English than Persian?
Why I can do a speech in English but not as good in Persian?
Maybe I'm just a weird outlier geek?