Lorry<p>Do I know any <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/English" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>English</span></a> lawyers? </p><p>Nothing bad, I am just curious how someone would get case documents out of the court system for a tribunal I did back in 2014 - Since I assume those documents are "public" now.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/UK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UK</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Law" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Law</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Solicitor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Solicitor</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Barrister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Barrister</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Courts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Courts</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Procedure" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Procedure</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Legal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Legal</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Vogon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vogon</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Basement" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Basement</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Storage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Storage</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/System" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>System</span></a></p>
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Quincy<p>come to think of it, the mind-numbing, utterly tedious, mandatory <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/meetings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meetings</span></a> often encountered in large companies do have a lot in common with <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/vogon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>vogon</span></a> poetry sessions.</p><p>that's what I'm going to call them from now on!</p><p>"sorry, I have to attend another vogon poetry session at 1pm"</p>
lobster 🦞<p><span>Dear Friends of SAUSAGES [said in my best dawg voice] </span>🦞<span><br><br>Even though I don't pawn or own a visible dog, I speak fluent </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/canine" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#canine</a><span>. And just like me, they do like their sausages. Just had four for breakfast. Real pork. None of that </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/vogon" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#vogon</a><span> or </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/vegan" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#vegan</a><span> </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/processing" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#processing</a><span>. When the </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/wolf" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#wolf</a><span> has your tongue. SAUSAGES! <br><br>As I believe in a </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/balanced" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#balanced</a><span> diet, took one multivitamin, </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/sauerkraut" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sauerkraut</a><span>, for my gut microbiome and gott </span>😇<span> wholemeal </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/seed" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#seed</a><span> bread and </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/butter" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#butter</a><span> to </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/house" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#house</a><span> the sausage AND a pot of </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/English" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#English</a><span> decaff </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/tea" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tea</a><span> to fight my </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/caffeine" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#caffeine</a><span> </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/drug" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#drug</a><span> habit.<br><br>Obviously I am still a </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/heretical" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#heretical</a><span> </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/Moslem" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Moslem</a><span>, </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/Jew" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Jew</a><span>, Vegan. And as a heretical </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/Buddhist" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Buddhist</a><span> of all but the Tantrists and a few other cults, I will never make Jain-Hood. Not that I was trying. Wait... I am trying... <br><br>The point is </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/failure" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#failure</a><span> is an </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/option" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#option</a><span> and for some the only lonely </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/choice" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#choice</a><span>. Just don't beat yourself up over it [usual Nazi </span><a href="https://fedia.social/tags/exclusions" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#exclusions</a><span> apply, Nazis are fair game as Tom Cruise Ship might say]<br><br>In the the words of Sy Oliver and Trummy Young<br>"T'ain't What You Do (It's the Way That You Do It"<br></span><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Tain%27t_What_You_Do_(It%27s_the_Way_That_You_Do_It)" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%27Tain%27t_What_You_Do_(It%27s_the_Way_That_You_Do_It)</a></p>
howler0502<p>I have a feeling <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MAGA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MAGA</span></a> poetry would give <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Vogon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vogon</span></a> poetry a run for its money.<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/musings" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>musings</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PleaseDontLetItBeReal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PleaseDontLetItBeReal</span></a></p>
Nigel<p>Good to see <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://relay.fedi.buzz/instance/musicians.today" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>instance-musicians.today</span></a></span> is back!! I was worried in case our dear <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://musicians.today/@cambraca" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>cambraca</span></a></span> was enduring <a href="https://musicians.today/tags/Vogon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vogon</span></a> <a href="https://musicians.today/tags/poetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poetry</span></a> read aloud by the writers, in a big old dirty yellow spaceship... phew!!</p>
Ross of Ottawa<p>My SO is doing some physio exercises on the floor, using a rolled up towel. </p><p>Entering the room and seeing her there I immediately worried we were in for some <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Vogon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vogon</span></a> poetry imminently.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HHGTTG" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HHGTTG</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a></p>
Quincy<p>the infamous <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/vogon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>vogon</span></a> meetings</p><p>ever sat through one?</p>
The Spaceshipper 🚀<p>The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005): Animatronic Vogon head<br><a href="https://socel.net/tags/scifi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>scifi</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/H2G2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>H2G2</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/vogon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>vogon</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/hitchikersguide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hitchikersguide</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/animatronic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>animatronic</span></a></p>
RamenCatholic 🐢🌈<p>I've distributed copies of <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy</span></a> to my coworkers for our new <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/BookClub" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BookClub</span></a> with a half sheet of questions to consider while reading.</p><p>Bonus question included:<br />Can you write a short <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Vogon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Vogon</span></a> inspired poem on the back of this sheet? 😈</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Bookstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Bookstodon</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Books" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Books</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/UsedBooks" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>UsedBooks</span></a><br /><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DouglasAdams</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/DontPanic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DontPanic</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/VogonPoetry" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>VogonPoetry</span></a> <br /><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/VogonPoetryContest" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>VogonPoetryContest</span></a></p>
Cory Doctorow<p><a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/MargaretThatcher" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MargaretThatcher</span></a> was a <a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/Vogon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vogon</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://doctorow.medium.com/there-is-always-an-alternative-e55fd414d1fd" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">doctorow.medium.com/there-is-a</span><span class="invisible">lways-an-alternative-e55fd414d1fd</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/AbandonHopeAllYeWhoEnterHere" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AbandonHopeAllYeWhoEnterHere</span></a> <a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/ResistanceIsFutile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ResistanceIsFutile</span></a> <a href="https://mamot.fr/tags/ThereIsNoAlternative" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThereIsNoAlternative</span></a></p>
Maddler :sarcasm: :antifa:<p>A lot of new people joining (welcome!) so here goes my <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/introduction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>introduction</span></a> again!</p><p>I do things, I see people. <br>Feel free to follow me, as long as you don't expect too much. I am a nerd and a naughty boy!<br>President of the <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Vogon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vogon</span></a> Poetry Appreciation Society.<br><a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Pastafarian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pastafarian</span></a>.<br>Linux, sysadmin, DNS and certificates.<br>A Roman/Italian in Ireland (Romans didn't conquer Ireland they say, but here I am!)<br>Love <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/craftbeers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>craftbeers</span></a>.<br><a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/cyberpunk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cyberpunk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/scifi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>scifi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/hacking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hacking</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>linux</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/opensource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>opensource</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/technology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>technology</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/cbd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cbd</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/legalcannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>legalcannabis</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/freedom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>freedom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/antifa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>antifa</span></a></p>
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