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The Skeptic's Book of Lists<p>There are no pants like snow pants<br>(to the tune of "There's no business like show business")</p><p>There are no pants like snow pants<br>Like no pants that I know<br>Everything about them is unappealing<br>They're everything you need to run the snow plow<br>Wearing them gives you an uncomfortable feeling<br>But remember that it's freezing<br>So just ignore them for now<br>There's no sadder people like cold people<br>It hurts to smile when it's 20 below<br>It's a cold night and your wife left with the car<br>And your friends are down at the bar<br>In jeans you won't get very far<br>So get those pants even if you don't know where they are<br>And then get out there in the snow!</p><p><a href="https://c.im/tags/snowpants" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>snowpants</span></a></p>
RamenCatholic 🐢🌈<p>(Bonus 3/2) oh and someone walking in <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Snowpants" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Snowpants</span></a> is the second worst <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/sound" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>sound</span></a> </p><p>My <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ADD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ADD</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/hubby" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>hubby</span></a> and I both hate the ambient noise of in loud, crowded places.</p><p>These sounds are <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ActuallyPainful" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ActuallyPainful</span></a></p>
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