knit.sew.sing<p>From the &quot;minor inconvenience I&#39;m far too upset over&quot; files: the back door is stuck in the locked position and when I take the dog out front to go to the bathroom he looks at me like &quot;Here?! In front of everybody?!&quot; Yes I had to clean the floor more than once this morning. <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/MinorInconveniences" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MinorInconveniences</span></a></p><p>In related news, I&#39;m in the market for a detailed YouTube tutorial on how to remove a mortise lock from a door that won&#39;t open. <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/locksmith" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>locksmith</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/diy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>diy</span></a></p>