I'm not sure how I missed this story for two weeks: a kayaker was swallowed by a humpback whale, then spit out. And his dad caught it on video. #PutDownTheCameraAndHelp
"'I spent a second realising I was inside the mouth of something, that maybe it had eaten me, that it could have been an orca or a sea monster,' the 23-year-old told BBC Mundo."
"'I felt a slimy texture brush my face,' he recalled, adding that all he could see was dark blue and white."
