J. R. DePriest :verified_trans: :donor: :Moopsy: :EA DATA. SF:<p>I had a dream this morning that I was an accountant working for Hell. I was part of the team responsible for the 2008 real estate collapse of which we were still quite proud.<br>I was worried that we hadn't done much since then so we were going to get recalled to the lake of fire instead of the retiring peacefully in the scorching desert.<br>We also complained about how slowly time passed for humans and how 70 years hadn't sounded like much time to be stuck here when we volunteered but actually living it felt like forever.<br>Then the mail lady came in and said she'd been stuck here for over 2,000 years so we had no room to complain. She wasn't quite human, more of an overweight reptilian humanoid.<br>We all had letters from the main office. thick scrolls with gold gilted edges and delicate calligraphy written in gold ink. You had to turn the paper just right to read it.<br>We were being invited back home. They were going to have a ceremony for us and everything. I thought we were being trolled, but everybody else jumped at the chance to return early.</p><p>At the beginning of the dream, we sang a team building song that I can't remember at all which is unfortunate. I didn't sing along because I didn't know the words and because I was feeling depressed.</p><p>In my dreams, Hell's goal is to get people to reject the authority of government and religion and think and fend for themselves. They are the true collectivist anarchists but a bit accelerationist.</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/WhenIDream" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WhenIDream</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Dreams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dreams</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Dreaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dreaming</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/GoToHell" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GoToHell</span></a></p>