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CET @strangeseawolf@mindly.socialWriting me, typing away:
"He sighed, stroking his bear."
Editing me:
"I think you meant 'beard'. Talk about dumb ways to die."
Over-analyzing me:
"Not necessarily, if the bear consented."
Creative me:
"Story about a warrior and his faithful companion, anyone?"
Logical me:
"We do have enough story ideas already!"
Archivist of unrelated knowledge and connections me:
"Sing with me, everybody!"
@strangeseawolf him: "bear with me"
@strangeseawolf
Depending on how his day went, maybe he was stroking his beer.
@strangeseawolf
I. Am. Astonished. That video is a PSA. OMFG.
That said, I figured he was stroking his "teddy" bear. Of course, you knew the context.
However, @emerybrooks has a point: had he had a pint and been a lightweight like me, he might have been stroking a real bear. Talk about dumb ways to die...