Them: "So, this calls for vegetable stock and ..."
Definitely-not-me: "Broth."
Them: "... what?"
Definitely-not-me: "Stock is made from bones. If there's no bones in it, it's broth, not stock."
Them: O_o
Definitely-not-me: "Do carrots, celery, and onions have bones?"
Them: "... Why are you like this?"
@cazabon what's bone broth then