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After #Trump's 3rd #indictment, he started #complaining that facing 78 #criminal #charges must be #unconstitutional because it will interfere with his #campaigning and #cost him #money.
To which I say: sometimes the government #indicts a #ham #sandwich. But other times, they indict the #miller, the #baker, the #farmer, and the #pig. This is the latter.
Relatedly, in a recent article I misread "He was also charged by Manhattan prosecutors with falsifying business records related to hush money payments to women who say they had extramarital affairs with him."
I first read it as "hush money payments to women who say they had extraterrestrial affairs with him." and I thought, wow, that explains so much...