Fuck off back to London and take your traffic disruption with you, Your Kingliness.
@cstross I'd be grateful if he'd take a fancy to some other part of the commonwealth instead for, say, the next few decades.
@eaterofsnacks @cstross In the absence of becoming a republic, maybe the next best thing would be some sort of timeshare arrangement. Canada can put the royals up for a year, then maybe Australia.
@matthewbdaly @eaterofsnacks @cstross Canada and Australia are so big, they need a much bigger share of the King. In fact, how about they just get him full time and if we ever need him, we'll call
@eseilt @matthewbdaly @eaterofsnacks @cstross
We don't need him. Let him go be #kingly in #Antarctica or something. He can experience not being at the top of the pile for the first time in his life, as I think the #Emperor #Penguins outrank him.