From the "minor inconvenience I'm far too upset over" files: the back door is stuck in the locked position and when I take the dog out front to go to the bathroom he looks at me like "Here?! In front of everybody?!" Yes I had to clean the floor more than once this morning. #MinorInconveniences
In related news, I'm in the market for a detailed YouTube tutorial on how to remove a mortise lock from a door that won't open. #locksmith #diy