"Again Ash. You've gotta say it faster. A real #Botanist wouldn't hesitate."
Ashwyth looked at her #SCRIPT & reread the syllables as fast as she could:
kat-lee-ya-ack-land-ee-aye-AL-bah.
kat-lee-ya-ack-land-ee-aye-AL-bah.
Then she tried again.
"Yes, Officer, that's exactly what I'm saying. I've been swindled!
I paid 50 pounds for a rare #Cattleya Acklandiae alba - a white #Orchid - and it's clearly just bloomed purple."
[Story based on Ashworth vs. Wells ]